Drink more beer

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1. If your job's about to kill you, but you can't afford to quit it. 
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The best advice that I can give you, is drink more beer 
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When your truck keeps overheatin', 'cause your radiator's leakin' 
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Grab the brown bag at your feet and drink more beer 
 
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Ref.:Drink more beer, Drink more beer 
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Take the can in your hand and be damned if your troubles don't up and disappear 
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If you've had that one too many, let someone else steer 
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So you can drink more beer, why don't drink more beer? 
 
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2. When your in-laws come to visit, and your house feels like a prison 
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Stay real close to the fridge and drink more beer 
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When your woman won't stop naggin' about you gettin' on the wagon 
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Lie and say you're cuttin' back and drink more beer 
 
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Ref.: Drink more beer, Drink more beer 
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Take the can in your hand and be damned if your troubles don't up and disappear 
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If the lady you're making eyes at don't look like Britney Spears 
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Drink more beer (and she will) drink more beer. (Everybody sing) 
 
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Drink more beer, Drink more beer 
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Take the can in your hand and be damned if your troubles don't up and disappear 
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'Cause Bud make you wiser, Bud Light makes you lighter 
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And a wine cooler makes you    (Willie, put that wine cooler down!) 
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Drink more beer, drink more beer 
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When the bar closes down, we'll head into town to the Quick Stop 
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And see my old friend I-Meer [Amir] 
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And we'll buy more beer, so we can drink more beer 
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Drink more beer, (we'll drink a whole lot more beer)