She came in through the bathroom window

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She came in through the bathroom window 
A                     D 
protected by a silver spoon 
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but now she sucks her thumb and wonders 
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by the banks of her own lagoon. 
A              Dmi 
Didn't anybody tell her 
A              Dmi 
didn't anybody see 
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Sundays on the phone to Monday 
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Tuesdays on the phone to me. 
She said she'd always been a dancer 
she worked at fifteen clubs a day 
and though she though I knew the answer 
well I knew what I could not say. 
And so I quit the police department 
and got myself a steady job 
and though she tried her best to help me 
she could steal but she could not rob. 
Didn't anybody tell her 
didn't anybody see 
Sundays on the phone to Monday   A 
Tuesdays on the phone to me oh yeah.