Redneck Shit

 [verse 1] 
G 
American by birth and Southern by the grace of God 
           C                            G 
Means that everything I do, I do it right 
G 
New York and California, you can go and have your fun 
         C                            G 
But down here I got a list of what I like 
 
 
[Chorus 1] 
 
      A# 
Eating tater tots and pussy 
         F 
Sucking Mountain Dew and tits 
         C 
Kick my grandpa in his nutsack 
         G 
Then I suck my boss' dick 
         A#                            F 
Fuck my cousin in her asshole 'fore I finished on her tits 
 C 
Then I shoot my neighbor's cat 
   C                 G 
I love that redneck shit 
 
 
[Verse 2] 
 
G 
You can make your jokes at us and giggle all you want 
        C                                     G 
But my friends and me man, we don't give a lick 
G 
If you can read this then the bitch fell off, that's a sticker on a bike 
                C                              G 
Sure, but it's also a tattoo inked on my dick 
 
 
[Chorus 2] 
 
       A#                                F 
Taking pictures of my momma while she's tryna take a shit 
           C                              G 
Then I'm throwing rocks at cripples and I laugh when they get hit 
         A#                           F 
Pull my pecker out at Wal-Mart then I pop my sister's zits 
         C 
Jacking off my neighbor's dog 
C                     G 
I love that redneck shit 
 
 
[Verse 3] 
 
G 
People think we're crazy man, they think we're all insane 
        C                                G 
Take a visit and I swear you'll never leave 
G 
You can stay at grandma's house, she'll cook you up some country ham 
            C                             G 
And after dinner you can nibble on her beave' 
 
 
[Chorus 3] 
 
     A#                                F 
Met a biddie at the swap meet then I fucked her for a bit 
          C                          G 
Shoved a dildo up my asshole just to see if it could fit 
     A#                              F 
Buy a bunch of nudie magazines, the ones that show the clit 
        C 
Then I tongue my brother’s butt 
C                      G 
I love that redneck shit 
C         G 
Redneck shit!