Let Me Entertain You

Hey - it's a sellout 
Hey - let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen 
 
I would like to say hello 
Are you ready for some entertainment? 
Are you ready for a show? 
Gonna rock you gonna roll you 
Get you dancing in the aisles 
Jazz you razzmatazz you 
With a little bit of style 
C'mon let me entertain you let me entertain you 
Let me entertain you let me entertain you 
 
I've come here to sell you my body 
I can show you some good merchandise 
I'll pull you and I'll pill you 
I'll Cruela-de-ville you 
And to thrill you I'll use any device 
 
We'll give you crazy performance 
We'll give you grounds for divorce 
We'll give you piece de resistance 
And a tour de force of course 
 
We found the right location 
Got a lot of pretty lights 
The sound and amplification listen 
Hey if you need a fix if you want a high 
Stickells see to that 
With Electra and EMI 
We'll show you where it's at 
So c'mon 
Let me entertain you let me entertain you 
Let me entertain you let me entertain you 
 
Just take a look at the menu 
We give you rock a la carte 
We'll breakfast at Tiffany's 
We'll sing to you in Japanese 
We're only here to entertain you 
 
If you want to see some action 
You get nothing but the best 
The S and M attraction 
We've got the pleasure chest 
Chicago down to New Orleans 
We get you on the line 
If you dig the New York scene 
We'll have a son of a bitch of a time 
C'mon 
Let me entertain let me entertain 
Let me entertain you tonight 
 
Hey where's my backstage pass 
That was great 
What an outrageous costume 
Hey that Brian May is outa sight man 
Not many not many 
I've always wanted to be a groupie