If You Can't Beat Them

Keep your chin up when you're feelin' lonely 
Don't let them get you down 
Ain't no use in your sitting all alone 
Hangin' around for someone to call 
Ooh they won't come knocking at all 
Don't run and hide 
Even if it hurts you inside 
So I said 
Give as good as you get 
 
If you can't beat 'em,join 'em 
You'd better do it 
'Cause it makes you feel good 
If you can't beat 'em,join 'em 
You're never gonna help yourself 
 
Come on 
Get up 
You're feelin' good 
 
Keep your fingers off my money 
Don't try and pull me down 
You're takin' me out to wine and dine me 
Tryin' to wind me 'round and around 
Invite me to your little contract Ha! Ha! 
Rumour has it that you could play dirty 
I'll tell you what I'll do about that 
I'm playing at the wrong game yeah! 
 
If you can't beat 'em,join 'em 
You'd better do it 
'Cause it makes you feel good 
If you can't beat 'em,join 'em 
You're never gonna help yourself 
If you can't beat 'em,join 'em 
You'd better do it 
'Cause it makes you feel good 
If you can't beat 'em,join 'em 
It's everyone for themselves 
Move on out