She only bitches, when she breathes

    C 
1. She said if we got married 
      G 
Buy a house and some land 
              Ami 
Pick out our circles of trust 
      F 
Those matchin' weddin' bands 
C 
Life would be so sweet 
        G 
And I'd treat you oh so nice 
          Dmi           C 
We'll be rollin' in the hay 
F            G 
Almost every night 
 
rec. 
Now one year later: 
Honey, I need you to mow the grass, take out the trash 
Put the dishes in the dishwasher 
And for heaven's sake, put the toilet seat down! 
 
Ref.: 
                          F 
She only bitches when she breathes 
                              C 
Rollin' in the hay upsets her allergies 
                    G 
Won't wear no sexy lingerie 
                          F 
Since she ate that wedding cake 
                                   C 
Only thing she blows is my money and dreams 
                                             F 
Yeah this circle of trust is like a band of thieves 
                                      Ami 
She stole my heart and then my self esteem 
   F                        Dmi 
I'll have to sum it up this way 
          Cmi                 F 
She could turn a straight man gay 
         G                C 
She only bitches when she breathes 
 
2. She was always smilin' 
Shy in many ways 
She always kept me hangin' 
On every word she'd say 
She was sweeter than honey 
And every man's dream 
She said let's tie the knot 
We'll make the perfect team 
 
rec. 
Now one year later: 
I work all day just like you do, why don't you wash your own clothes? 
And buy some new underwear, because these won't come clean 
And by the way, not tonight, I have a headache 
 
Ref.: 
She only bitches when she breathes 
Rollin' in the hay upsets her allergies 
Won't wear no sexy lingerie 
Since she ate that wedding cake 
Only thing she blows is my money and dreams 
Yeah this circle of trust is like a band of thieves 
She stole my heart and then my self esteem 
I'll have to sum it up this way 
She could turn a straight man gay 
She only bitches when she breathes 
Yeah she only bitches when she breathes 
Rollin' in the hay upsets her allergies 
Won't wear no sexy lingerie 
Since she ate that wedding cake 
Only thing she blows is my money and dreams 
Yeah this circle of trust is like a band of thieves 
She stole my heart and then my self esteem 
I'll have to sum it up this way 
She could turn a straight man gay 
She only bitches when she breathes 
I'll have to sum it up this way 
She could turn a straight man gay 
She only bitches when she breathes 
 
rec. 
Why don't you cook for me anymore?