Mean mr. Mustard

E7 
Mean mr. Mustard sleeps in the park 
shaves in the dark trying to save paper 
H7 
sleeps in a hole in the road 
D7 
saving up to buy some clothes 
H7 
keeps a ten bob note up his nose 
       E        C 
such a mean old man 
H7     E        C  H7 
such a mean old man. 
His sister Pam works in a shop 
she never stops she's a go better 
takes him out to look at the queen 
only place that he's ever been 
always shouts out something obscene 
such a dirty old man 
dirty old man.