I am the walrus

G          G7            Bb 
I am he as you are he as you are me 
    C      D     G G7 
and we are all together 
Bb                                        F 
see how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly 
    G 
I'm crying. 
G            G7  C      Eb              F      G  G7 
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come 
Eb 
corporation teashirt, stupid bloody Tuesday 
A 
man you been a naughty boy 
you let your face grow long. 
         Bb                   C 
I am the eggman, they are the eggman 
         D 
I am the walrus goo goo goo joob. 
Mister city policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row 
see how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run 
I'm crying, I'm crying. 
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye 
crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess 
boy you been a naughty girl 
you let your knickers down. 
I am the eggman ... 
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun 
if the sun don't come 
you get a tan from standing in the English rain. 
I am the eggman ... 
Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you 
see how they smile, like pigs in a sty 
see how they snied 
I'm crying. 
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower 
elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna 
man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe. 
I am the eggman ...